Funny Jokes in Hindi: Nowadays, stress has become common in our daily routine. There is stress on some people to do the work and on others to get it done. Same life every day is making me feel bored. What do people do to get rid of this? Even after this the problem does not seem to be decreasing. But, some funny jokes can reduce your problems. By reading these you can forget stress for a moment. According to experts, laughing and joking creates a positive atmosphere in life. These funny jokes will work as therapy for your mind. That’s why we have brought Hansgullas to make you laugh. You will burst out laughing after reading these viral jokes. So let’s go on the journey of laughing and making others laugh…
You won’t stop laughing after reading these jokes
Teacher: Pappu, tell me why the Earth appears to be rotating?
Pappu: Sir, take two sips and see… let alone the earth, the entire universe will appear to be rotating!
Wife: (angry) You don’t love me at all, you haven’t taken me out even once since we got married!
Husband: Hey, how come? Just yesterday I took you to the doctor, wasn’t he out?
Doctor: You have to walk 5 kilometers every morning.
Patient: Doctor Saheb, in one year I will go 1,825 kilometers away… then how will I come back?
Interviewer: What is your greatest strength?
Candidate: I can seem very busy even without working!
Interviewer: Selected! Join from tomorrow.
Santa: Friend, I am thinking of painting the house myself.
Banta: Why brother, why don’t you call a painter?
Santa: Hey, the painter swallows less paint and more tea and samosas!
Passenger: Brother, how many people will you have to go to the railway station?
Auto driver: ₹100!
Ride: Take ₹50?
Auto driver: Sit… but remember, you will have to push half the way!
Papa: Chintu, why are you so weak in studies?
Chintu: Papa, it takes time to understand something as deep as it is… my studies are very deep!
First friend: Man, my wife doubts me.
Second friend: My friend believes so!
First friend: About what?
Second friend: I am of no use!
Teacher: ‘How will you keep the elephant in the freezer?’
Pappu: Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the fridge!
Teacher: And ‘How will you keep the giraffe in the freezer?’
Pappu: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put the giraffe and close the fridge!
Husband: Before marriage, I thought that I was a very calm and happy person.
Wife: And now?
Husband: Now I feel sorry for this misunderstanding of mine!