Ashi: Give me one, from a beautiful nurse
Give me the bottle of blood..
Nurse: What is the blood group?
Aashi: Anything will do,
Nurse: Why?
Aashi: I have to write a letter to my girlfriend…!
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Aashi: This girl is very beautiful,
Ravi: I even know its name.
Aashi: What is the name..
Ravi: She works in the bank,
Its name is written on its counter…
Current account…!
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Aashi, I eat it every day these days.
Started asking for pickles from mom,
Mummy: Why Aashi, these days, every day?
You are eating pickles…
Aashi yes mummy code of conduct is implemented,
It's done, isn't it?!
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Teacher: Meaning of sister-in-law, half-wife,
Aashi: This is the scheme which groom
Is told, but is not given…!
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Why did your wife throw you out of the house?
Aashi: Give him a chocolate gift as per your request.
That's why I took it out,
Friend: Was it silver?
Aashi: No bicycle…!
Funny Jokes: Santa On His Way To School Tomorrow
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