A chieftain fainted..!!
Doctor: She is dead..when
When they started burning her, she sat up
And she said… I am alive…!! Sardar
You lie quietly, you bastard, you talk to the doctor.
Do you know much? burn it sir
Burn..!!!
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5 Sardar Same Motorcycle
were riding on, traffic
The policeman saw, he saw the bike
Signaled to stop, Sardar angry
I shouted – you bastards, move away!
Where will you sit from the front now?
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on the board of a government office
It was written, please do not make noise,
Someone wrote below it,
“Otherwise we will wake up.
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A man was selling almonds,
Sardar asked what would happen by eating this
Is..? Man: The mind is sharp…
Sardar: How..? Man: Ok this
Tell me how much is one kilo of rice?
There are rashes Sardar: Don't know….
The man fed him almonds and
Said, tell me.. how many in a dozen?
Are there bananas? Sardar: 12 men:
See, your mind has become sharp.. Sardar:
Give me 2 kilos friend, it's amazing…
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Sardar ji: We have done mobile marriage.
Bureau has started a relationship for
Press 2 for engagement, marriage
Press 3 for. Man: We are second
What should I press for marriage..? Sardar
G: First one for second marriage.
Strangle the throat!
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