An elderly man was lying on the operation table.
A major operation was about to take place and his Dr. son-in-law was going to perform the operation.
When Dr. son-in-law came to the operation theater
So the old man lovingly held his son-in-law's hand and said, “Son, I know you will not let anything happen to me.”
But if something untoward happens, your mother-in-law will stay with you.
Take care of him.
The operation was successful!
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Wife: Where are we going?
Husband- On a long drive…
Wife: Why didn't you tell me earlier?
Husband: I also just came to know… when the brakes failed.
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The wife woke me up from sleep at 2 o'clock in the night and asked…
Wife- Tell me, how much did Sachin score against Pakistan in the 2003 World Cup?
Husband- 98…but why are you asking?
Wife: Now tell me, why didn't you wish me a birthday since morning?
There was silence…
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Teacher- Tell me the names of 15 fruits
Santa- Mango, Banana, Guava
Teacher – Well done, name 12 more fruits.
Santa- done a dozen.😂😜😅😂😂😜
Funny Jokes: Baba I am educated but
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