A man went to the doctor and said – Doctor Saheb, my eyes have become very weak.
The doctor asked – What is troubling you?
The man said – Whenever I look at my wife, my eyes start hurting.
Teacher: Why didn't you come to school?
Student: Sir, could not come to school because I had to undergo treatment for 2-3 days.
Teacher: What was the treatment?
Student: Sir, leave treatment!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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A man went to the doctor and said – Doctor Saheb, I have amnesia.
Doctor: Since when?
Man: Since when?😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Pappu: Mummy, I am feeling hot.
Mom: You sit near the air conditioner, turn on the fan.
Pappu: No, mom, I am feeling hot sitting next to you!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
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Wife: Why did you tell me that?
Husband: You are my life.
Wife: Then why are you so angry?
Husband: Because when I see you, my heart starts beating faster!
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Friend: What is your name?
Pappu: Pappu!
Friend: Okay! Can anything happen with your magic?
Pappu: Yes, my magic can make laddu in any vessel!
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