Sanju: Today I have brought 3 onions from the vegetable vendor for 5 rupees.
Rahul: How?
Sanju: The vegetable vendor had given an onion worth Rs 5…. I picked one up from the cart and ran away and he threw the other and hit me.
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Baburao: Hey Raju… today my dog laid an egg…
Raju: When did this dog start laying eggs?
Baburao: This is Baburao's style, Baba… He has named his hen Kutthi.
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A miser was beating his son…
Neighbor: Why are you beating the child…?
Shopkeeper: I told him to leave the stairs one by one and climb up, the slippers will wear out less…! The worthless person climbed up the stairs skipping 2-2 steps, tore the pajama…!
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In the morning, a woman was asking for fruits from the fruit seller in English, saying – “Give me some destroyed husband”
It took an hour to understand that she was asking for “pears”.
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