A retired uncle went to the grocery store and said to the boy –
Give me 742 grains of lentils.
The boy bought 250 grams of lentils without saying a single word.
He weighed it and asked me to give him 30 rupees.
Uncle said – Son, will there be only 742 grains in it?
The boy said yes and said – “Dada, you are at home.”
Go and count, because father said
That there are 2968 grains in one kilo of pulses,
According to this, there will be only 742 grains in 250 grams of pulses.
Uncle said – “Son, what does your father do?”
Boy – “He has also retired like you.”
And sitting idle at home, the minds of the entire family
Keep curdling…”
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There is only one snake in the world which
Every second it grows by 0.5 centimeter.
It increases by 1 meter every 200 seconds.
But as soon as its mouth touches any part of its body
If someone touches it, it dies.
This is the only snake in the world which
Dies because of himself.
This snake is found in “Nokia Mobile Game”.
Thank you very much for reading so carefully…
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What is the use of such education which
Couldn't write eleven thousand eleven hundred eleven.
.
.
Try it my friends…
If you write, take a photo and send it.
Note – Writing is in numbers.
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A female journalist questioned the doctor in a mental asylum.
“How do you identify who is mentally ill and who is not?”
Doctor – “We fill a washing machine with water
And give the patient a spoon, a glass, a bucket and say
That he should empty the washing machine.”
Female journalist – “Oh wow, very good.. that is, a normal person,
he must be using the bucket
Because a bucket is bigger than a spoon and a glass.”
Doctor- “No, normal person is busy in washing machine.”
Drains the washing machine by turning the drain switch.
You go to bed number 39 so that we can do a thorough examination of you.”
If you also thought of bucket while reading then please go to bed number 40.
Note – You can share because there are still many beds vacant….
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