A tradesman was taking his last breaths,
And
Said where is my wife?
Bibi – This is me
Where is my daughter?
Daughter:- I am here
Trader:- Where is my son?
Son:- I am here
Tradesman – If you have been here all these years, then at the shop.
Who is it?
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Had to go inside a public toilet:
Today the world has reached the moon,
And you are sitting here!!!
Santa applied his mind and
Wrote below…
“Brother!!! there is no water on the moon
That's what I came here to do!!!
I am just going back after washing..
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Titu's head exploded
Mitt: Man, how did this happen?
Titu: What should I tell you now, friend?
I was breaking a brick with my first shoe then
Lulu Sharabi ever said in her
Use the skull also,
Then did the skull burst?
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The son had returned home after drinking beer.
Laptop to avoid father's scolding
Opened it and started reading.
Papa: Son, have you come back drunk again???
Son:- No Papa, no, I am not drunk….
Papa: Then open the suitcase.
What are you reading?
Funny Jokes: Sir, I am very poor
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