After the death of a man, his friend came to his wife and asked: Can I take his place?
Wife in a sad voice – I have no objection, ask the cemetery people.
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A deaf man was going to see his sick relative. On the way, he would think in his mind that if I talk too much, he will hear something else, so I will speak as little as possible. First of all I will ask how are you? He will say ok. Then I will ask whose medicine is being used? He will tell the name of the doctor. While thinking, the sick person came home. As soon as he met him, the deaf man said, “Tell me, how are you?”
Sick – “I am dying.”
Deaf – “It is good.” God may this happen as I wish. Whose medicine is being administered?
Ill – “Of Yamraj.”
Deaf – “He is a very good doctor, what have you told me to eat?”
Sick man angrily – “Stone.”
Deaf – “Okay, they are easy to digest.”
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Champaklal (to son)- Yesterday you drank a lot of alcohol.
Son – What should I tell, father, all this happened because of wrong company. Five friends, five beers and four of them don't drink.
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When neighbor John returned from a long trip, he became furious when he saw a stranger sleeping with his wife. He took out his pistol and shot both of them. The police arrested him for double murder. This is what Ramji was saying to his friends on this incident – it could have been worse.
His friends asked – It has become so bad. What could be worse than this?
Ramji said – If John had returned from the tour a day earlier, I would have been killed instead of that stranger.
Funny Jokes: The one who steals will suffer later
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