Master – All children should wash their hands before eating food.
Chintu – But, I wash my hands after eating food.
Master- Why so?
Chintu – So that the mobile does not get stained.
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Master ji- “Happiness knows no bounds” Can anyone tell the meaning of this idiom?
Chintu – Khushi used to go to meet her friend every day, hiding from her family.
Then one day her father saw her and threw Khushi out of the house.
Now the poor girl was “overjoyed”.
Master ji is still unconscious after hearing this answer.
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Master- Tell me, who built the Taj Mahal?
Chintu – The mechanic.
Master: Hey idiot, who got it made?
Chintu – Then the contractor must have got it made.
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Papa – My son loves me more.
Mummy – No, my son loves me more.
Papa – Okay…let's pelt the son with pebbles secretly, he loves the one whose name he takes out of fear.
Mom – Okay.
As soon as they threw stones at Chintu, Chintu shouted – Who are you, you idiot, I will come out and inform you.
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