Seeing the hand of astrologer Munna-
Son, you will study a lot.
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Munna- I have been studying for 4 years.
Tell me when will I pass?
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An old woman near the ATM said to Pappu:
Son, check my balance!
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Pappu pushed her, the old woman fell!
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Pappu: Your balance is bad!
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Ram (to teacher) – How is my son in history? I was very weak in history…
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Teacher: Just understand that history is repeating itself…!
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A man who did not know how to swim,
Accidentally fell into a deep lake.
While drowning, a fish came into his hand.
He threw the fish out of the water with all his strength and said –
“Go ! At least you save your life…!”
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Boy – Sir, I have been in love with your daughter for 15 years.
Girl's father – So what do you want now?
Boy – Marriage.
Girl's father – Thank God, I thought maybe you want pension…!
Funny Jokes: If I had the government in my hands then
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