Banta went to a shop to buy underwear.
The shopkeeper showed underwear to Banta.
Banta asked the price of underwear.
The shopkeeper said- The price is Rs 600!
As soon as he heard the price, Banta said,
Brother, don’t buy any party wear, show the one you wear at home.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Banta’s foot fell on a banana peel and he slipped and fell.
Banta got up and went ahead again.
Now he stepped on another peel and then slipped and fell.
Banta then got up and walked a little further and saw the third peel.
Banta said while crying, ‘He is dead, now we will have to slip again’.😆🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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8Banta- How many bananas can you eat on an empty stomach…?
Santa (thought for a moment and said)- I can eat 6 bananas.
Banta laughingly replied – Wrong answer friend,
Where will your stomach remain empty after eating the first banana…?
Therefore, when you have an empty stomach, you can only
You can eat only one banana.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Banta Bhai, what kind of relationship do we call these brother-in-laws?
Santa, listening to Banta, laughed out loud and said
Banta Bhaiya, when two different people are cheated by the same company,
So the relationship between those two men is called brother-in-law.
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Papa and 15 year old Gattu went to hotel
Papa- Waiter bring a beer and an ice cream
Son- Papa, ice cream, why should you also have beer?
Then slippers rained on Gattu😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Girl: Does the boy drink alcohol?
Chintu’s family members – He drinks a lot and drinks every day.
Girl’s – It means he earns well, this relationship is confirmed from our side.
Same relationship, new thinking.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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