A man became famous because of lying.
One day he went to another city.
If an eighty year old woman came to know
She came scared and said –
Son, you are the most liar person in the world, aren't you?
The man said – ignore people's words…
I was surprised to see you that
At this age, this beauty, this color and this charm…
Old woman (blushing) – Oh! People are so cruel!
Even a good and honest person is called a liar.
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Judge – When you knew that the car
Minister's wife is driving…
So I should have stayed a little away from the road…
Man – Which road sir?
I was smoking beedi in the field…
Judge – Arrest him for the crime of smoking.
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Laptop, cable, charger, mouse from the bag after going to office
If you take it out, I swear you get a drunken feeling…
Come on guys, start your game…
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Boy – Dad, I want to get married.
Dad – First say sorry.
Boy – Why?
Dad – Say sorry.
Boy – But why? What have I done?
Dad – You say sorry first.
Boy – But… what is my mistake?
Dad – You say sorry first.
Boy – But why?
Dad – You say sorry first.
Boy – Please… at least tell the reason.
Dad – You say sorry first.
Boy – Okay dad, I'm sorry.
Dad – Now you are all set. Your training is over.
When you learn to say sorry without any reason
If you go, you can get married.
Funny Jokes: Sir my wife for 2-5 days
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