Children, tell me why is the earth round? – Obnews

teacher: Children, tell me why is the earth round?
Golu: Sir, if the earth were square, we would all have fallen in its corners.😄😄😄😄😄😄

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Pappu: Doctor, I think I have become a victim of amnesia.
Doctor: since when?
Pappu: Since when?😄😄😄😄😄😄

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Raju: Dude, what's your name?
Pappu: People call me beauty.
Raju: Why?

Pappu: Because seeing my face everyone says, “It is not beautiful.”😄😄😄😄😄😄

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teacher: Children, whatever work you do, do it carefully.

Pappu: Teacher, that's why I don't study.😄😄😄😄😄😄

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Husband: Doctor, treat my wife, she talks a lot.
Doctor: His tongue will have to be cut.
Husband: Just, you cut the teeth, I will take care of the rest.😄😄😄😄😄😄

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Pappu: Man, it is written on cigarette packets, “Smoking kills,” yet people still smoke.
Golu: And if it is written on the milk packet “pasteurized,” then should one stop drinking cow-buffalo milk?😄😄😄😄😄😄

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