Chintu and Pappu were talking among themselves.
Chintu – Can you read out Chinese?
Pappu – Yes, but only when it is written in Hindi or English.
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Master: What is most intoxicating?
Chintu – In the book.
Master – How?
Chintu – Because I feel sleepy as soon as I open the book.
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Chintu – Pappu, please give me your bicycle today.
Pappu – No.
Chintu – If you don't give me a bicycle, my heart will become sour.
Pappu quickly said – Then eat sugar.
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Papa – Chintu, why are you not going to school today?
Chintu – Papa, we were weighed in school yesterday and who knows, we might sell today.
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Master: Tell me, where is Qutub Minar?
Chintu – Don't know.
Master – Then stand on the bench.
Chintu stands on the bench and after some time says, Master ji is not visible from here either.
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