Chintu where is your copy and pen – Obnews

Teacher: Chintu, where is your copy and pen?
Chintu- Ma’am, ever since I saw you, what copy and what pen,
Your beautiful two eyes have taken away the peace of my heart…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Teacher: In which country was the word I love you invented?
Chintu- in China
Teacher: How is that?
Chintu- Because it has all the Chinese qualities
No guarantee, no warranty,
If we go till the moon, if not till the evening…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Husband and wife were walking in the market holding hands

Seeing them, the friend said – so much love even after so many years
Husband- Oh brother, what kind of love!
As soon as she leaves her hand, she enters the shop…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Mother-in-law: What is this daughter-in-law, why are your hands empty?

Empty hands don’t look good…
Daughter-in-law: That aunty, the mobile is on charging.
Mother-in-law: Hey, I am talking about bangles in my nose…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Raju (to Suresh)- Man, she left me saying this

that I will marry a businessman
Suresh- then
Raju- Yesterday I saw that she was making Jalebi with her husband in the fair…😆🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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A gentleman was telling that

He has been listening to the teachings of Geeta for the last 20 years.
Upon investigation it was found that
Geeta is his wife’s name…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

Funny Jokes: A woman went to the Pandit and said