Did you like any girl at that party? – Obnews

Doctor: Why do you have fever?
Pappu: Sir, my wife says that my eyesight is very bad these days!
Doctor: So?
Pappu: I think, that is the reason for the fever!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Friend: Did you like any girl at that party?
Pappu: Yes, that girl was just nervous after seeing me.
Friend: What happened then?
Pappu: Then, I hid my face!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Pappu: Doctor sir, I am having a lot of pain in my stomach.
Doctor: Why is there stomach ache?
Pappu: Sir, since then I have drank tea without seeing you!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Pappu: Mummy, I like it when you scold me.
Mom: Why?
Pappu: Because after scolding I get a chance to ask you some questions!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Pappu: Mummy, I feel good!
Mom: Why?
Pappu: Because today is a school holiday!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Wife: You always sleep, why don't you ever work?
Husband: Sleeping takes more effort than working!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Golu: Man, he is asking us to act like animals.
Pappu: Okay, then start working!
Golu: Donkey with biometer!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Teacher: Why didn't you come to school?
Pappu: Sir, I had forgotten!
Teacher: What did you forget?
Pappu: It is important to come to school!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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