Patient- Do the operation properly.
Doctor: Why did you say that?
Patient: Because there is only a little difference between surgeon and immersion.
If the operation is done properly then you are the surgeon and if your hand moves then it is my immersion.
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Girl- How much do you love me?
Lover- As Shahjahan
Girl- Then build Taj Mahal
Lover- I have bought the land, I am just waiting for you to die.
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Wife:- Do you like my beauty more or my values?
Husband:- I like this joking habit of yours very much.
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Teacher: What is wife called in Sanskrit language?
Pappu- Guruji… Leave aside Sanskrit, you can't say anything to your wife in any language.
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Wife- I am leaving home forever.
Husband- I am also going to Bengali Baba
Wife- For asking me…
Husband: No, just to tell you that blessings have started coming…
Funny Jokes: 2 friends in college in a seminar
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