Wife – How am I looking?
Husband – Like a question.
Wife – Meaning?
Husband: Wrong answer is dangerous.
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Friend – What changed after marriage?
I – Password 😆
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Boss – Why were you silent in the meeting?
Employee – Sir, mind was on mute 😄
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Doctor: Do you walk every day?
Patient – Yes.
Doctor: Till where?
Patient – till the fridge 😜
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Friend – Why doesn’t money last?
Me – I have free thoughts 😆
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