Doctor Saheb, can I be cured? – Obnews

Pappu (to teacher): Sir, what do you think?
Teacher: Your future?
Pappu: Sir, unless I score good marks in that exam, my future will be in black books!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Pappu: What is taught in school?
Teacher: Math, Science, and Language!
Pappu: Then I shouldn't go to school!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Wife: Why do you always keep me angry?
Husband: Are you not happy with me?
Wife: I am happy, but why do you drink tea without me?😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Pappu: Friend, do you know what I do?
Friend: No, what do you do?
Pappu: I read comics, what do you do?😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Teacher: What work do you do at home?
Pappu: Sir, I have been thinking of doing my work since a long time!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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Wife: Why do you laugh so much?
Husband: Because these days my pocket is also light, so I laugh!

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Pappu: Doctor Saheb, can I be cured?
Doctor: Do you think it is necessary to cure you?
Pappu: No, just some nervousness is happening inside my body!😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

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