Don’t follow me, you will regret it one day – Obnews

Girl: Don’t follow me, you will regret it one day.
Will set up a Chole-Bhatura shop outside the college
Boy- Don’t reject my love, one day you will regret it.
She will be seen washing utensils at the same Chole-Bhatura shop…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Husband (to wife) – In childhood I was bullied that

If you throw a stone at a frog you will get a dumb wife.
Wife- So
Husband- Now I wish I had killed him…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Husband – My guess is that there is some food item in this box.
Wife – Oh wow my husband Parmeshwar, you guessed it right
This is my new sandal…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Mother-Who is the son talking to so late at night?

Son- from Kiara’s mother
Mother- Now who is this Kiara?
Son- your future granddaughter
Then the mother exorcised the ghost of her son’s love in the night itself…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Mother-in-law asked daughter-in-law to make dal

After some time the mother-in-law came and saw the pulses and screamed loudly and said-
What did you make of this?
Daughter-in-law and aunt forgot to add one thing, why are you getting so angry?
Mother-in-law: Hey daughter-in-law, you forgot to add dal in it…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Patient: I see spots in front of my eyes.

Doctor: Didn’t the new glasses help?
Patient: Yes, it has happened, now those spots are more clearly visible.😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Wife messaged husband – How do you like your neighbour?

To please the wife, the husband replied –
Just like a monkey…!
Wife – Okay, then bring two sarees for me when you come, otherwise I will show this message to the neighbor…!😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

Funny Jokes: Pandit ji asked the woman sitting for puja