Friend, is your girlfriend very angry? – Obnews

Papa: Son, how many marks did you get in the exam?
Son: 90 out of 100.
Papa: Wow!
Son: Yes Papa, 90 were wrong.😊😊😊😊

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Wife: How much time do you give me?
Husband: Whole life.
Wife: Really?
Husband: Yes, read the warranty card of the washing machine.😊😊😊😊

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Friend: Friend, is your girlfriend very angry?
Me: Yes.
Friend: Still keeping it together?
Me: Keep it… in the fridge to cool.😊😊😊😊

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Doctor: Your report is normal.
Patient: Thank you doctor.
Doctor: But the fee is Rs 1000.
Patient: This is not normal anymore!😊😊😊😊