One night, four college students stayed up late having fun and when they came to their senses, the ghost of the exam to be held the next morning loomed before them. To escape from the exam, they hatched a plan. Wearing dirty and torn old clothes like that of a mechanic, he stood in front of the principal and informed him about his plight.
They told the principal that all four of them had gone to a friend's wedding last night. While returning, the tire of the car got punctured. Somehow, by pushing and shoving, we brought the car till here. There is so much fatigue that even sitting does not seem possible, leave alone solving the paper. It would be a great favor if you take the exam of all four of us on some other day instead of today.
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There is a request to the Railway Ministry to increase the train fare, there is no problem…!!
But lengthen the chain of the mug tied in the railway bathroom, the problem is that it does not reach where it should reach. Issued in public interest
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A student said to God in prayer: The price of 1 dollar reached 68 rupees,
Petrol up to Rs 83, milk up to Rs 50 and onion up to Rs 100!!!!
But still I am very thankful to you God,
Passing marks are still 33!
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A person was sitting at the bar for a long time and was drinking peg after peg. After every peg, he would look at the picture of his wife kept in his purse and start drinking. Suresh, who was sitting next to him, was watching his actions for a long time.
When Suresh couldn't stop himself, he asked, what's the matter, you put a peg and look at the picture and then start drinking?
Actually, this is the picture of my wife, when I find her beautiful then I will go home, the man replied while picking up the glass.
Funny Jokes: If you look through the window then you are on the way.
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