Friend, why did you sell your phone? โ€“ Obnews

Pappu: Friend, why does your wife scold you so much?
Golu: Because she doesn't take my name before scolding.๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„

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Doctor: What's wrong with you?
Patient: I feel dizzy when I stand, and blackout when I sit.
Doctor: When does this happen?
Patient: While paying the electricity bill!๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„

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Pappu: Friend, why did you sell your phone?
Golu: Wife used to say that you are on the phone all the time, now she asks why there is no TV in the house!๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„

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Wife: Listen, what did you see in me that made you marry me?
Husband: Your father's property!๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„

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Golu: Friend, where do you get so much money from?
Pappu: Hey, I sell free Wi-Fi passwords!๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ˜„

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