It is very important to have a girlfriend in life – Obnews

Gappu (to Pappu)- It is very important to have a girlfriend in life.
Otherwise one has to talk to idiotsβ€¦πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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Gappu- Friend, if I climb a coconut tree,
So girls from engineering colleges will be visible?
Pappu- Sure, and if you leave your hand
Medical college girls will also be seenβ€¦β€¦πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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Teacher: Chintu, if someone plants a bomb in front of the school, what will you do?

Chintu- We will see for one or two hours, if someone takes it, then it is fine.
Otherwise we will keep it in the staff roomβ€¦β€¦πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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Raju was eating at Suresh’s house.
Raju- Man, has your dog been staring at me for a long time?
Suresh- Eat your food quickly, otherwise he will bite you.
Because you are eating food in his own vessel….πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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Boy- I love you, will you be my girlfriend?

Girl: Give me your number, I will give you a missed call when you break up with your current boyfriend.
The boy lost his sensesβ€¦πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

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A woman was applying makeup after getting out of bed early in the morning

Then my husband also opened his eyes.
Husband- Have you gone mad? morning makeup
Wife: Lie down quietly, I have to open my phone.
I put face lock and now he is not recognizing meβ€¦β€¦πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

Funny Jokes: Do you know what happened when mom went to the bathroom at night?

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