Husband and wife were talking about theft…
Husband: The one who steals, repents a lot later.
The wife said (in a romantic tone) – And you stole my sleep before marriage,
What do you think about the one who stole my heart?
Husband – I am saying that the one who steals, regrets it later…!
Thief: Father will beat me for this mistake of mine.
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Lover- Why did God make you so foolish after making you so beautiful?
Girlfriend- To unite us both
Lover: How is that?
Girlfriend- I was beautiful so you were attracted towards me and I was stupid so I was attracted towards you.
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The girl met with an accident.
Doctor: Your legs are damaged.
Girl: Wouldn't this be correct?
Doctor: No, they will have to be cut.
Girl- Oh! No what will I do now?
Doctor- Be patient. God will make everything alright.
Girl- Hey, I am not worried about him.
Actually, I have just bought new sandals yesterday, and it was written on that shop – “Sold goods will not be refunded”.
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Grandfather – I have a lot of pain in my back.
Just bring Iodex from Sharma ji's house.
Grandma: Hey, he won't give, he is very stingy.
Grandma: Yes, the family is stingy.
Don't know where they will go with so much money?
Will die like this
Do this, take out your own from the cupboard, the pain is too much.
Funny Jokes: Why are you wearing this bandage?
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