A constable called the police station from the spot of the incident…
Sir, here a lady has shot her husband.
Police Station Officer – Why?
Policeman – Because the man had climbed on the floor with dirty feet while mopping….
Police Station Officer – The woman has been arrested…?
Policeman: No sir, she is just drying the mop.
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The wife took a new call from her husband
Went to the bathroom and called to give a surprise
Wife – How are you darling?
Husband – Yes darling, I will call you later.
Right now he is in the bathroom.
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Brother-in-law – Sister-in-law, you are such a good chutney.
How do you make it?
Sister-in-law – Your brother while making chutney.
If I meditate, it becomes easier to grind.
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The whole team laughs at the boss's joke.
It hit but Santa did not laugh.
Boss: Don't you understand my joke?
Santa – Sir, I have been selected in another company.
Funny Jokes: Engineering College Girls
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