Girlfriend- My Shona is asleep.
Boyfriend- Yes
Girlfriend- Then how did my lover reply?
Boyfriend’s father- Daughter-in-law, I am the father of your son.
Tomorrow is your school exam, if your school fails,
Then I will beat you so much that you won’t be able to sleep anymore…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Pappu- One should always marry a girl older than one.
Gappu- Why so?
Pappu- Whenever he scolds, his heart says, no one friend, it is big…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Remembering his girlfriend, Suresh said to Pappu-
Man, he is the moon of my life
Pappu- Before making any moon yours, check that
How many planets revolve around it…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Pappu went to a doctor for operation and was kept there.
Seeing the garland of flowers he said – Who is this fragrant garland of flowers for?
Doctor: This is the first operation of my life.
If it is successful then it is for me, if not then it is for you…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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A woman went to fill the ‘widow pension’ form
Officer: How much time has passed since your husband passed away?
Woman- He is at home right now
Officer: Then why are you filling the form?
Woman: Sir, government work takes time, doesn’t it?
By the time that happens, you will be dead…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Suresh- When will Punjab Express arrive?
TT- five o’clock
Suresh- Local?
TT – 9 o’clock, where do you want to go?
Suresh- Not anywhere, just lying on the track and taking a selfie……😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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The daughter taking online classes told her father-
Daughter- Whenever I take online classes,
don’t move around the room
Father- Why?
Daughter- My madam gets distracted…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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