Pappu: “How do you concentrate in studies?”
Gappu: “Remove your mobile, you will concentrate automatically.”😊😊😊😊
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Teacher: “How did so many mistakes happen?”
Student: “Sir, even making a mistake requires talent.”😊😊😊😊
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Patient: “Doctor, I can’t sleep.”
Doctor: “Then hang up.”
Patient: “Doctor, I can’t sleep even after keeping the phone on.”
Doctor: “Hey, I want peace, not WhatsApp!”😊😊😊😊
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Pappu: “I loved my wife very much.”
Gappu: “Then?”
Pappu: “Then my wife married me.”😊😊😊😊
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Wife: “You forget everything.”
Husband: “What?”
Wife: “Nothing.”😊😊😊😊
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Teacher: “What will happen if the sun disappears from the earth?”
Student: “Sir, then night will also become like day.”😊😊😊😊
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Friend: “Why are you so fat?”
Pappu: “I have not gained weight, I have gained respect.”😊😊😊😊
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Wife: “You have changed a lot.”
Husband: “What do you mean?”
Wife: “Earlier I used to love you, now I just eat you.”😊😊😊😊
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Pappu: “What will you do if I get lost?”
Friend: “I will post your photo on Facebook.”
Pappu: “What will happen then?”
Friend: “People will find it by liking!”😊😊😊😊
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