Chintu- How nice it is with girls, before marriage they are father's angels and after marriage they become Lakshmi of the house.
Pintu-And the boys?
Chintu- What about boys, they get beaten by father before marriage and by wife after marriage.
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Girl: Does the boy drink alcohol?
Chintu's family members – He drinks a lot and drinks every day.
Girl's – It means he earns well, this relationship is confirmed from our side.
Same relationship, new thinking.
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A beautiful girl went to a village doctor complaining of heartburn and said…
Girl- My face is burning.
Doctor: We will have to do an X-ray of your face.
Girl- What happens in X-ray?
Doctor- Photograph of the face is taken…
Girl- Wait 5 minutes, let me do makeup.
Doctor unconscious!
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Santa- Guruji, tell me how can I find the shortcomings within myself?
Guruji – Son…it is very easy, get married.
Santa- What will happen with that?
Guruji- Your wife will make you count the shortcomings of not only you but of your entire family so many times that you will remember them.
Funny Jokes: Bhabhi you are such a good chutney
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