How do I please you – Obnews

Husband: How can I keep you happy?
Wife: Just keep quiet.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Wife: Today you will do all the work in the house.
Husband: Okay, but food will have to be ordered from outside.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Husband: When is my wedding anniversary?
Wife: When your life was ruined.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Wife: I want jewellery.
Husband: And I want peace.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Husband: There is nothing more dangerous than a wife.
Friend: Why?
Husband: Because wife, along with the problem there is also a solution.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Wife: I am doubting you.
Husband: Me too, but there is no proof.🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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