Even today, I get married to my family members in the village.
It happens as per the wish of,
It is only after the veil is lifted that one realizes that,
Is the wife Aishwarya or Jayasuriya…!?
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Santa: If I climb a coconut tree,
So engineering college girls,
Will it be visible…?
Banta: Of course.. and if you leave your hand,
Medical school girls will also be seen…!
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A man standing with his keys,
was scratching his ears,
Santa looked at him carefully and said,
Brother, you have not started.
So should I push?
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I will find a girl who shoots bullets.
The world beats the one who drives Activa.
From the boys who write such status,
Even the cyclist couldn't get along…!
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A man went to the school toilet,
Inside I sat on the toilet seat and on the wall,
I saw it written,
If you put so much effort into reading,
You could have been sitting on a good seat today…!
Funny Jokes: Wife Like Paperweight
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