I asked the watermelon seller, brother?
slapping on watermelon
how do you know
goes that absolutely red
it will turn out sweeter
He said- what do I know?
sir papa taught me
Dab 2 watermelons
pick up the third one and give it to me
Then the customer would be happy.
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Wife- Today I did it for you
Special dish has been prepared…
heat disappears as soon as you eat
…..
Husband- What made you like this?
You friend…
Wife: Navratna oil pakodas.
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Husband: What nonsense is this?
You keep shopping..
How can you like such bad things?
Do you understand?
….
Wife: Oh hello to you
I also liked it…
Husband : 🤐😬🤬😤😠🤬😂😜😅😂😂😜
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Lawyer: Your husband's death.
How did it happen?
Woman: By drinking poison.
Lawyer: Then these bruises
How are you?
Woman: Was refusing to drink
No!
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A doctor was in the mood for poetry,
Now see how he prescribed medicines
How to explain to your patient…
….
Don't spoil the love of your heart,
Shake the syrup well before using it.
….
My heart broke when her dolly woke up,
Just one pill each in the morning, afternoon and evening…
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Come back to taste the fragrance of love,
Keep all medicines out of the reach of children…
Funny Jokes: On the night of your husband's murder
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