I don’t know how to check time – Obnews

Mistress: What time is it?
Maid- I don’t know how to check time.
Mistress: Okay, no problem.
Look at this and tell where is the big needle and where is the small needle?
Maid- Both hands are inside the clock
Mistress unconscious…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Mistress: Today you put too much ghee in the roti.
Maid: Mistress, I made a mistake.
Looks like I gave you my bread by mistake
Hearing the maid’s reply, the mistress stopped speaking…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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When the girl boarded the bus, all the seats were filled.

The girl said to the boy sitting on a seat-
please give me a seat
The boy suddenly asked – Why should I give it?
Girl: Hey, the girl is standing, can’t you even give her a seat?
Boy- You marry me
Girl (angry)- In what happiness should I do it?
Boy – The boy is roaming around as a bachelor,
Can’t you even get married?😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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History teacher asked Chintu- When was Akbar born?

Chintu- Sir, I come to school to study, I do some deliveries.
The teacher was shocked to hear Chintu’s answer…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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The wife started putting her husband’s finger in the electrical board

Then the husband released his hand and said – I will get electrocuted.
Wife- Don’t worry, I observed Karva Chauth fast yesterday only.
I am checking whether it is done properly or not…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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A woman said to the fruit seller – Give me some wasted husband
It took the fruit seller 1 hour to understand that
Was asking for pear…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Pappu- For a minor illness you

handed over such a long bill
Doctor- Okay then
reduce the bill
I prolong the illness…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

Funny Jokes: Why did you come late to office?