I don't sleep at night – Obnews
Banta went to the doctor: Doctor sir, I can't sleep at night.
Doctor: Then sleep during the day.π€£π€£π€£π€£πππ
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Santa asked Banta: Why are you so happy?
Banta: Because I have decided that now I will learn from every mistake.
Santa: Wow! Then you will definitely become a genius one day.π€£π€£π€£π€£πππ
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Santa: Friend, I have heard that a person's life changes after marriage.
Banta: Of course! Earlier I used to be very happy, now I have to be very happy, to keep my wife happy.π€£π€£π€£π€£πππ
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Teacher: Children, use your brain.
Santa: Madam, she says this every morning, but she destroys the oxygen.π€£π€£π€£π€£πππ
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Santa: Make me a big man for a day.
God: Your dream will come true.
The next day Santa was sitting on the fan, saying, βCome on fan, come on!βπ€£π€£π€£π€£πππ
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Banta: Friend, what do these lawyers do?
Santa: Explain to the judge in the court that his argument is bigger than the law.π€£π€£π€£π€£πππ
Funny Jokes: Oh yes, I definitely miss your face.
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