Husband: Look, I bought defeat for you.
Wife: Oh, but what does it mean?
Husband: Now I will be relieved.
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Golu: Doctor, I feel dizzy.
Doctor: What is your blood group?
Golu: Selfie+.
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Boss: Why is it not working?
Employee: Sir, I work with the mind.
Boss: So turn your mind on.
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Teacher: What is the greatest power?
Pappu: Wi-Fi.
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Mummy: Son, get up.
Pappu: School is closed?
Mummy: No.
Pappu: So let me sleep.
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Son: Mummy, can I talk to God?
Mummy: Yes son, but get recharged.
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Teacher: Why are you crying?
Pappu: The pencil broke.
Teacher: Get silent.
Pappu: Eraser is also over.
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