Pappu: I want to marry the girl of my dreams.
Golu: So stop dreaming.
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Husband: What should I get for you?
Wife: Something that makes me beautiful.
Husband: Okay, then I will bring the mirror.
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teacher: Why don't you study?
Pappu: Sir, I am not a slacker, I am just allergic to hard work.
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Golu: Friend, I have bad luck.
Pappu: Why?
Golu: When I entered the ATM, it was written – “out of cash” and when I came out, I ran out of slippers.
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Wife: Why do you keep following me?
Husband: Because I am your husband.
Wife: So what, become a dog!
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