Husband (to wife) – In childhood I was bullied that
If you throw a stone at a frog you will get a dumb wife.
Wife- So
Husband- Now I wish I had killed him…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Wife: Since when has there been a fight between the husband and wife in the house opposite?
you go once
Husband- I went twice, he has a fight…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Boy- Will you love me?
Girl: Have you seen your face in the mirror?
Boy: Even if your mouth is like a mouse
But boy we want Salman Khan…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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A beautiful secretary came out of her boss’s cabin cursing angrily.
A friend asked – Why are you getting angry?
Secretary- What should I tell you, friend? The boss was asking me to be free in the evening.
When I said yes, he gave me a 60 page assignment to type…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
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Raju (to Golu) – I wish my neighbor’s name was Dua.
Golu- Why is that?
Raju- Whenever her husband asks, how are you?
I say, I just need your blessings…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝
Funny Jokes: Pandit ji asked the woman sitting for puja
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