I will marry that girl – Obnews

Boy (to girl)- I will marry a girl who is hardworking.

You live simply, keep your house in order, and be obedient.
Girl- Come to my house, my maid has all these qualities…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Teacher: If girls are someone else’s wealth, then what are boys?
Gappu- Boys are thieves ma’am
Teacher: How is that?
Gappu- Because thieves always have an eye on someone else’s money…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Son (to father)- I will not study now

Father: If the worthless person doesn’t study then what will he do?
Son- I will drive the bus, then I will take my bus, after that I will buy mango orchards.
I will educate my wife and then make her a collector.
After that I will open a hospital in your name
The father took out the slippers and said – You watched Suryavansham again today…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Chintu- Friend, the sound of laughter comes from your house every day.

What is the secret of this happy life?
Pintu- My wife hits me with her shoes every day.
If it hits, she laughs and if it doesn’t hit, I laugh…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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After drinking last night, it was too much, guys.

Thought it was a hotel and went to court.
The judge sitting in front said – Order…..Order
We also said – one chicken and two quarters…😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

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Brother-in-law (to sister-in-law)- How many boyfriends did you have before marriage?
Hearing this, sister-in-law gave an envelope to brother-in-law and said,
It contains some grains of rice and 200 rupees
Whenever I made a boyfriend, I used to put a grain of rice in this envelope.
Brother-in-law counted the grains and said – Only 7 grains and why this 200 rupees?
Sister-in-law: Sold 4 kg rice, this is her 200 rupees……😆🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝

Funny Jokes: I loved my wife very much