I will praise you today – Obnews

Teacher: Tell me, who went to the moon first?
Student: Sir, Chanda Mama!😊😊😊😊

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Husband: I will praise you today.
Wife: Really?
Husband: Yes, your parents are very nice.😊😊😊😊

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Child: Mom, I will become a police when I grow up.
Mummy: Why son?
Child: So that Papa cannot be fined for speeding.😊😊😊😊

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Boy: How long did it take you to say I love you?
Girl: 2 years.
Boy: So late?
Girl: Yes, your profile picture is being downloaded.😊😊😊😊