Girlfriend (to her blind boyfriend) – I wish you could see how beautiful I am…!
Blind Lover- Let it be! If you were so beautiful, would those with eyes leave you for me?
I am blind, not crazy…!!!
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Sister-in-law-Brother-in-law, what will you become in the next life?
Sister-in-law-Brother-in-law, what will you become in the next life?
Brother-in-law, I will become a lizard.
Sister-in-law: Why is that?
Brother-in-law: Because your sister is afraid only of lizards.
Then did the sister-in-law tell the same thing to the sister and the brother-in-law got beaten up?
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Santa said to Banta – Today for the first time in 20 years, I woke up early in the morning due to the alarm.
Banta- Why, didn't you hear the alarm?
Santa- No, this morning to wake me up, my wife threw the alarm clock and hit me on the head.
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Wife- Listen ji, when we were newly married…
When I used to cook food, you used to eat less and feed me more.
Husband- So?
Wife: Then why don't you do this now?
Husband: Because now you have learned to cook good food. Wife unconscious.
Funny Jokes: Written on the safe
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