Chintu- If any mistake happens, do you know what to do?
Mintu- What…?
Chintu- One should sit peacefully and think whose name to use…!
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A city girl's family gets her married in a village.
As soon as the mother-in-law wakes up in the morning, she asks the new daughter-in-law to feed the cow and come back.
The girl comes back after seeing foam in the mouth of the cow.
Mother-in-law (to daughter-in-law)- What happened daughter-in-law? I put the bait
Daughter-in-law: No, aunty, the cow was doing Colgate right now…
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Teacher: Let me give you examples of past, present and future. You give another example…
Pappu- I was beautiful, am beautiful and will remain beautiful.
Teacher: Madam, this was your illusion, it is an illusion and it will always remain so.
Give me a slap… give me a slap… give me a slap
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Teacher: Children, can you read Chinese?
Student- Yes
Teacher- How?
Student: If it is written in Hindi or English then
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Girl- Today my brother saw me on the bike with you.
Boy: Oh my, then what happened later?
Girl: Then did you take back the bus fare? My family is in great danger.
Funny Jokes: What do you want?
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