If he had been wise, would he have married? – Obnews

Wife: Why don’t you understand?
Husband: If you were wise, would you marry?

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Teacher: Biggest enemy?
Student: Alarm ⏰

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Pappu: Will it rain?
Friend: Why?
Pappu: Forgot the umbrella 🌧️

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Doctor: Drink less alcohol.
Patient: Who is drinking more?

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Friend: What gift should I give at the wedding?
Answer: Blessings