Wife: What will you do if I die?
Husband: I will also die.
Wife: Really?
Husband: Yes, I will not be able to tolerate this much peace.
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Husband: Don't you ever feel like seeing Taj Mahal?
Wife: Why?
Husband: So that I too feel like Shahjahan that the biggest crime of my life is in front of my eyes.
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Wife: Why am I getting so fat?
Husband: Because you are very happy.
Wife: But I want to lose weight.
Husband: Then try to remain a little sad.
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Wife: Why do you love me?
Husband: Because your mother had threatened that if you did not do it, she would stop eating.
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Husband: When I go to office, what do you do?
Wife: I pray to God that you come back soon.
Husband: Wow! And when I'm home?
Wife: Then I pray to God that you go to office quickly.
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Wife: I want to eat Golgappa.
Husband: But your stomach is already coming out.
Wife: Okay, then you eat.
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Wife: Listen, what did you see in me before marriage?
Husband: Your laughter.
Wife: And now?
Husband: Now I understand the reason why she was laughing.
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Husband: Why are you always on the phone?
Wife: Because my mother used to say that after marriage, do not let your husband speak too much.
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