If today's children feel hot
Parents take them to Shimla and Manali.
There was only myself…
They used to make us do Takla.
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The judge asked the accused –
What is your last wish?
The criminal said – Marry your daughter,
Apple iPhone, Rs 100 crore,
USA visa, 2 years honeymoon,
6-7 children who call you Nana and
Call me Papa, and I will get them married.
Whatever decision you give after that,
I will accept.
The judge started jumping on the table laughing loudly
And said –
I don't have any daughter, give me a leg…
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Once a lion fell into a very big pit in the forest,
Then a monkey came to a tree there,
And started making fun of the lion,
Why lion, you walk around like a big king.
Now you have come to your senses, right?
Now hunters will kill you,
Will take out your skin and decorate it on the wall,
Your nails and teeth will be taken out and medicine will be made.
Then the branch on which the monkey was sitting broke.
And the monkey fell directly in front of the lion.
As soon as he fell he said –
“Mummy, I swear… I jumped just to apologize.”
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Doctor: What disease do you have?
Patient – First you promise that you will not laugh…
Doctor – OK…Promise…
The patient showed his legs which were as thin as sugarcane…
The doctor started laughing after seeing this…
Patient – You promised not to laugh…
Doctor: Okay, sorry… now tell me your problem…
Patient: Doctor sir, it is swollen…
Doctor – Hahahaha… run away you bastard…
You have come only to make me laugh…
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