Wife: I am going to the maiden.
Husband: Well celebrate, train tickets should not be expensive.
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Wife: What have you brought special to me?
Husband: Patience and tolerance.
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Wife: What am I in your life?
Husband: Peace before the storm.
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Wife: What do you like my best?
Husband: When you sleep.
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Wife: Do I look a little fat?
Husband: Not fat, just weighty.
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Wife: After marriage you stopped giving me time.
Husband: And you increased the expenses.
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Wife: Am I really your luck?
Husband: Yes, because my luck has deteriorated since then.
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