Chintu was very excited when he came home from school. He asked his father, “I am the eldest in the class, so will I also ever get magic?
Papa – Worthless, because you have turned 17 and are still studying in fifth class.
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Beggar – Baba, give me something in the name of God.
Chintu – I am Chintu, not Baba.
Beggar – Give something in the name of God, Chintu.
Chintu – Yes, nothing happened now. Baba, you come tomorrow, there is no one at home today.
The beggar is unconscious…
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Two rats together went to the forest to hunt.
First mouse – I climb the tree. If someone comes, I will throw the net on him from above.
Second mouse – I hide behind the bush. If someone comes, I will catch him from behind.
Then both hid at their respective places.
Just then the elephant came there.
The first mouse jumped over the elephant.
The second rat shouted – Hold it down, I am also coming.
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Master ji reached home with Chintu's complaint.
Master: Chintu, where is your grandfather?
Chintu – Grandfather passed away 10 days ago.
Master – Hey, how?
Chintu – He was doing yoga…
Master ji – How can anyone die by doing yoga?
Chintu – Baba Ramdev said on TV to breathe in and exhale only when I say and then the lights went off. Came after 3 hours, by then grandfather had already left.
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