Papa- What marks did you get in today's test?
20 numbers less than Santa-Banta
Papa- Okay, how many marks did Banta get?
Banta- 20 numbers
Papa was surprised to hear Banta's words.
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there was a crowd in the market in the evening
In the same crowd, husband and wife were busy fighting with each other and about 100 people were enjoying their spectacle, some were busy making videos of it…
The matter was such that the wife was insisting on her husband to buy a car today….
I am tired of sitting on your motorcycle…
The husband said – Oh crazy woman, don't make a scene of me in front of the world, give me the keys of the motorcycle.
Wife: No, you have so much money, I will go home only if you buy a car today….
Husband- Okay, I will take it, now give me the key….
Wife- I will not give
Husband- Okay, don't let me, I will break the lock.
Wife said- Break it but neither will you get the key nor will I go with you.
Husband said- Okay then I will leave again..
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telling Santa and Banta
Santa- Friend, I reached home late last night, rang the bell but my wife did not open the door.
spent the whole night on the road
Banta- Then did you hear from your wife in the morning or not?
Santa… No friend, when I finished drinking in the morning, I remembered that I am not married yet.
And the key was in the pocket!
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Banta Bhai, what kind of relationship do we call brother-in-law and brother-in-law?
Santa, listening to Banta, laughed out loud and said
Banta Bhaiya, when two different people are cheated by the same company,
So the relationship between those two men is called brother-in-law.
Funny Jokes: Bhabhi you are such a good chutney
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