Santa (to Banta): And did you hear friend, is the fight with your wife over or not?
Banta: Hey, she came to me on her knees, on her knees.
….
Santa: What are you talking about, really..
Banta: And if not then what?
Santa: What did you say then?
Banta: Said come out from under the bed,
I will definitely not kill again.
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A man was standing in front of the street at night.
When the watchman there saw, he asked sternly, “Who are you, what are you doing here?”
The man said, “My name is Sher Singh.”
Watchman: What is your father's name?
Man: Shamsher Singh.
Watchman: Where do you live?
Man: In the neighborhood with lions.
Watchman: So what are you doing standing here so late in the night, go to your home?
Man: How should I go, dogs are barking ahead.
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Boy -: Mom, do the family members get angry with 'love marriage'?
Mummy -: You must be under the influence of some witch…
And the same witch must have told you all this
Girls are just busy in trapping boys.
Seeing a good boy, she started…Son, stay away from them.
They are very deceitful and scoundrels. And their family too…….
Boy -: Just mom… it's nothing like that…
Daddy was telling me that both of you had a love marriage!
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Goon (pointing the gun): If you want life, hand over your purse to me!
Sardarji: Take this!
Goon: You are such a fool, there is no bullet in my gun!
Sardarji: And where was the money in my purse?
Funny Jokes: Son, what do you do?
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