Brother in law chatting with his sister in law
Brother-in-law – Wow, you are more beautiful than your sister.
Sister-in-law – Brother-in-law, you are the elder one.
Brother-in-law – Okay, tell me how are you so beautiful?
What do you use anyway?
Sister-in-law – Photoshop and camera filters.
Brother in law unconscious.
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Golu and his demons
Teacher: Have you ever done any good work?
Golu- Yes sir, of course I did! Teacher-Which one?
Golu- Once a woman was going home comfortably,
I made the dog run after her, she reached home quickly.
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Pappu – What do you do if you feel hot?
Gappu – I go and sit near the cooler.
Pappu: What do you do if you still feel hot?
Gappu – Then I will start the cooler.
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Police- How did you kill these 10 people?
Thief-Police ji, Gaddi's brakes had failed.
When I looked ahead, I saw two men coming from one side and a wedding procession going from the other side.
Now you tell me where should I fold the deck?
Police- The direction from which two men were coming, the loss would have been less!
Thief: Exactly… I thought the same thing
But both of them, seeing my bundle, entered the wedding procession!
The policeman was stunned after hearing the thief's words.
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